He Was So Brave He Was So Cute Until He Forgot His Parachute.

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Otherwise, Someone Should Have Installed The Bell Next To The Escape Hatch And Feeding Tubes.

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Back To Their Quiet Graves Below.

Don’t forget to add some grave decorations to spruce things up! Your stone is true to color as shown in the photo. However, unlike real epitaphs, these halloween sayings are all about fun.

The First, A Dentist, Says, “When I Die, I Think I’d Like My Tombstone To Be Shaped Like A Tooth Made Of White Marble.” “Hey,” Adds The Cardiologist, “That’s Not A Bad Idea, I’d Love My Tombstone To Be Shaped As A Heart…”.

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Didn’t like it, went to sleep. After life 13 people who took their sense of humor to the grave. Another one bites the dust immortally challenged rest in pieces your name here you're next well, this sucks barry m.